New Server!

Wednesday 26 September 2007 at 4:00 pm I wish to welcome you all to the site's new home on Site5. Stuffs will be back up shortly.

International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Wednesday 19 September 2007 at 12:01 am Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day

Modern Day Oregon Trail

Saturday 15 September 2007 at 10:40 am     Every kid in the state of Oregon (although in my conversations it seems many students across the nation have as well) played the game Oregon Trail.  From the acestrial Apple IIe to the latest snazzy iMac.  Well, someone has created a modern day flash version of going in a car to a music festival in California.  Instead of hunting for food your fellow trekkers pull off to find fast food.  Link [via Digg and GayGamer]

Macaroni Haiku

Wednesday 12 September 2007 at 12:51 pm macaroni cheese
yellow nosh fulfills my tummy
bliss falls like water

NERD!

Wednesday 12 September 2007 at 10:37 am

Germany!

Sunday 09 September 2007 at 10:31 am

    I just bought plane tickets to Germany to see Derek.  I miss him so.

Flight Info	Depart	Arrive	Stops
Lufthansa Flight No.: 469 AIRBUS 340	Tue Oct 9 01:20 PM Portland (PDX)	Wed Oct 10 08:35 AM Frankfurt (FRA)	0
Lufthansa Flight No.: 468 AIRBUS 340	Tue Oct 16 09:55 AM Frankfurt (FRA)	Tue Oct 16 11:25 AM Portland (PDX)	0

Alcohol + Money = Bad!

Sunday 09 September 2007 at 01:56 am

    The story as told to Derek, drunk typos and all.

[1:17:29] David says: I can never hold you spending money against you ever ever again
[1:18:15] Derek says: I don't get it...
[1:18:21] David says: so
[1:18:28] Derek says: oh wait, now it makes sense
[1:18:35] Derek says: why is that?
[1:18:39] David says: Linsy Yvett and I went to diner at rock bottom [a good downtown pub]
[1:18:56] David says: the mac and cheese is very good (comes with ceasar salad too) and I had, like 5 beers
[1:19:14] David says: the plan was to go to, fuck i can't remember the name
[1:19:16] David says: darcels [drag show place]
[1:19:31] David says: but we found out linsy never been to sparticus before [adult store]
[1:19:38] David says: so we went
[1:20:02] David says: and I thought, as usuall, we would go look around, giggle at some of the toys, and head to darcels
[1:20:09] David says: but they had halloween costumes for sale
[1:20:24] Derek says: oh goodness lol
[1:20:53] David says: so yvette found a scrubs (the stuff doctors wear, but this was a bit more scandelous obviously), so she tried it on
[1:21:12] David says: she came out of the changing room at it looked very good on her, and she looked very good in it
[1:21:36] David says: even the lesbian working there agreed (very cool person btw)
[1:21:45] David says: then linsy found a martiny glass costume
[1:21:55] David says: and she too look very good in it, and we agreed
[1:22:08] David says: so the lesbian held it for them as we went into the back room
[1:22:19] David says: and i grabed a dildo to buy
[1:22:24] Derek says: you didn't find one?
[1:22:46] David says: well, yvette and linsy started looking atr underwear and other accessories for their outfits, so I went over to the mens section to brows
[1:23:00] David says: I found something and put it on, and I looke din the mirror and said "damn"
[1:23:23] David says: linsey walked around the corner to ask me about something, but she saw me and said "shit!"
[1:23:35] David says: yvette came over then and saw me and said "holy fuck"
[1:24:08] David says: and then the very hot punk guy in a tight black tank top and black stocking hat thing saw me and went "hell, you look better in it than I do"
[1:24:11] David says: well
[1:24:22] David says: never let me carry my debit card and be intoxicated with those two ever again
[1:24:26] David says: I'll be right back
[1:24:41] Derek says: what is it? lol
[1:29:33] David says: They both really wished i was straight at this point

At this point I sent him the picture

 

[1:29:53] Derek says: :)
[1:30:09] Derek says: you can pull that off
[1:30:13] David says: you like?
[1:30:17] Derek says: but now you need a matching motorcycle :P
[1:30:27] David says: i was thinking that
[1:30:32] Derek says: I do like it
[1:30:34] David says: I'm gonna be full blown punk for halloween
[1:30:43] David says: it gets better
[1:30:47] Derek says: haha, going to a party or anything?
[1:31:00] David says: we decided to have a dress up party with our outfits
[1:31:06] David says: it gets better
[1:31:22] David says: so we walked up stark street on the way there to look at the gay bars and the pritty things
[1:31:36] David says: and both wanted to do the same on the way back to see if I would get any reactions
[1:32:21] David says: so they hung back behind me a good few feet and not one, not two, but three guys (two at scandles, one a bit further down) had the same exact reaction
[1:32:39] David says: they were talking to their firends (or potential hookups) and stopped mid sentence
[1:32:40] Derek says: haha
[1:32:45] David says: and these were HOT guys
[1:32:52] David says: i mean, the kind that wouldn't give me a second glance
[1:33:00] David says: or even a first
[1:33:16] David says: I just saw the initial reaction, but lnsy and yvette told me the rest
[1:33:31] David says: they stopped mid sentence, flat out just looked at me and bit their lower lip
[1:33:54] David says: and I was strutting the rest of the night too

Luciano Pavarotti

Thursday 06 September 2007 at 11:52 pm

Luciano Pavarotti, one of the greatest singers in the world, died today. Many would know him as one of the Three Tenors.

May you sarenade those in Heaven...

Beta to Alpha

Tuesday 04 September 2007 at 6:33 pm

    Today i received an email from Cerulean Studios on me being accepted to the alpha of the next version of Trillian, an instant messenger program that connects to the major instant messenger (AIM, MSN, IRC, Yahoo) networks, as well as some minor ones.  It looks shiny.